Thursday, October 14, 2010

Stuff I'd post on Facebook if I were brave enough:

can't believe how evil my boss is. Fortunately, she's also an idiot.

thinks that it doesn't count as a whole bottle of wine, if you opened it to cook with.

is tired of posts like "baby Charity just turned 3 and a half months today!" and "my cat turned nine today!". This is not news. Not even on Facebook.

thinks that too many people wear too much perfume. If I can smell you from two feet away - that's too much. And if I can smell you from my car as I drive by - that's way too much.

doesn't get Glee.

wouldn't mind some sex, but isn't up for shaving her legs.

just saw the news about a ten year old girl being offed by her parents. Is is weird that I worry about becoming the person capable of such an act?

does not like joggers. Oh, sure - there are exceptions here and there. But for the most part I don't like them.

just realized I've been using my coworker's toothbrush for the last 3 months. (I actually did post this one. But I'm not sure that was wise).

is tired of people complaining on Facebook. Get a life, for chrissakes.

has a box of thank you notes from 3 birthdays ago that never got posted and sent. (actually - I will post this one. It might relieve my guilt).

has had to pee for like ten minutes, but feeling too lazy to get up.

wonders if going batshit crazy and getting committed would be that bad, really. Free room and board, arts & crafts, outdoor time. Sounds a hell of a lot better than work. Not to mention laundry.




Monday, October 11, 2010